Anyone know which way the wheels should face?

Have you noticed that this doesn't fit unless you hit it really hard ?

It would help if I knew what I was doing!

I use to think I understood motor mechanics.

Cars don’t run on petrol, they run on miles and miles of twisted wire and some strange 16 legged Beatles.   

That’s never going to work.

Why not?

Because I haven’t fitted it yet.

This is going to lower the road tax. The further we drive the more fuel we get.

Quick phone BP!

This is the bit that makes the thing over there turn the other way.

Brake lights good, reversing lights good, but the indicators are intermittent.

Some place around the rear wing makes a bang sound over rabbit holes.